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Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergensy meeting with his apostels and after a few hours discussion, they all decided that they needed more information. So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back. - Who`s there? - It`s Peter. Jesus opens the door. - What did u bring back, Peter? - Hashish from Morocco. - Exellent, come in. - Who`s there? - It`s Mark. Jesus opens the door. - What did u bring back, Mark? - Marijuana from India. - Excellent, come in. - who`s there? - It`s Matthew. Jesus opens the door. - What did u bring back, Matthew? - Cocaine from Columbia. - Excellent, come in. - Who`s there? - It`s Johnn. - What did u bring back, John? - Ecstasy from Montreal. - Excellent, come in. - Who`s there? - It`s Luke. Jesus opens the door. - What did u bring back, Luke? - Speed from Amsterdam. - Excellent, come in. - Who`s there? - It`s Judas. Jesus opens the door. - What did u bring back, Judas? - FBI! Everyone against the wall!

можно считать это цитатой из романа М.Елизарова "Pasternak". Очень рекомендую к прочтению. не для слабонервных